In the summertime, I play Epic Kayak Ultimate. The easiest way to describe this sport is by calling it Ultimate Frisbee from kayaks. But that description doesn't do it justice at all! I like sports okay, in general. I enjoy basketball, volleyball, tennis, and especially racquetball. But Epic is a whole different thing. Your abilities in the game are directly affected by your choice in boats (which, in turn, is affected by your size and build). Some boats are built for speed, some are built for maneuverability, some are built for stability. If you don't yet have solid balance in a boat, you'll have to sacrifice some speed to get a more stable boat. And a Dancer is way faster than a playboat, but it takes significantly longer to turn, which can cause a problem if the disc lands four feet to the right of you.
In the winter, we paddle kayaks in the pool twice a week, but the pools are significantly smaller than an Epic field, so we can't play a proper Epic game. Instead, we use the time to try out different boats, practice other skills, such as rolling, and generally stay in shape. It's a great way to hang with friends and get some exercise to stave off the cabin fever we all tend to get in Alaska, when it's cold and dark too often to do all the outdoorsy things we love to do all summer.
Tony and I teach beginner-level paddling courses in the pools on one of our paddling nights, then practice our own skills on the other paddling night. Today, we didn't have any students (for the first time since we started teaching classes), so we ran a quick practice class for Gregg and Mike (the other two guides at Alaska Dream Adventures), then took advantage of the rest of the time to play around. Since everyone paddling tonight was a relatively skilled paddler, we started a game of... well, disc-passing. There weren't teams or a goal to score on. It was a free-for-all race to the disc, then the winner would pass to the most difficult shot and try and get people to fight over it. We discourage aggression that could result in ramming or other injuries, but today we were definitely all getting really into it.
For my part, I was in a Dancer. The Dancer is one of the fastest Epic boats in our fleet. I own a blue-and-red one I call the Soggy Smurf (Smurf for short). It's a bare-bones boat. No thigh braces, no supports, not even a drain plug! I learned while practicing my rolls that I can't lock into it well enough, thus resulting in my sliding out of the seat. I tried adding hip pads, but they were insufficient, and they kept falling out. I suggested to Tony that I might want to try thigh braces. We found another Dancer in the fleet with thigh braces that I originally intended to yoink and put in the Smurf, then adjust the seat however I needed to and call it good. But the seat of the other Dancer actually had a back support, which would give me a better lock in when I leaned back. And it had a proper drain plug and some supports (which, theoretically, would help with buoyancy). The foot pegs even felt higher quality. So today, I brought the other Dancer to test out. I named her Nightshade.
So, first of all, rolling in Nightshade was AMAZING! I could hang out upside-down, and my hips would say, "Mmmm, well, I would slide out, buuuut... this is nice." No problems at all! Second of all, because I was locked into my boat better, every paddle stroke became more efficient, so I was shooting across the water like lightning! (I felt even faster because I've been playing around in dinky little playboats all winter, which are fun, but not exactly built for speed.) Hands down, I was significantly faster than anyone else in the pool today. Tony might still be able to beat me in a race... IF he were in a Stinger. And I still accelerate faster, so in the pool, I still win!
Shooting across the pool in a fast boat, paddling for speed for the first time all winter, and practicing positioning and blocking and everything else you use in an actual Epic game rebuilt my enthusiasm for the game more than every Epic event we've tried to do all winter long. I can't WAIT to play again and see how much trading in Smurf for Nightshade improves my game!